Textual adventure of the ascii kind

I got me this idea for a text adventure game. I plan to work on it in some point in the future but I have made a title screen!

It's about this guy who really likes trees and whats to grow up to be a auctioneer. I'm not sure how the story is gona tie together but with characterisation like that it basically writes itself!

(That's not really the story, stop being silly)